“Sweetheart. Stop telling yourself in you’re love. You’re in high school.
You probably barely know what real love feels like.”And you do? Please get over yourself.
Lulz
(Source: lets-be-lifes-film)
Rastard, Bat
: Mattel Launching Real Housewives Barbie Collection →
By Courtney Atlas
Mattel, Inc. Introduces Exciting New Barbie Collection.
“We strive to ensure that the Barbie Collection is a positive influence on the young girls of today,” said Art Finchum, creative director at Mattel. “And in 2012, that means making sure we break through any…
Every doll comes with 4 gallons of vodka, 2 jars of olives and regret.
I’m such a whore for Nutella.
I wear my sunglasses at night
I got a blackeye this past week and I have to say, it’s quite the character building experience. When I first realized I had gotten my shit rocked, I was like “HOLY SHIT I’M MISSING MY FUCKING EYE I’M NEVER GONNA SEE AGAIN!” then I thought my eyebrow was going to peel off. Then I thought my teeth were missing, and that scared me a lot more than the missing eye. Then I thought my nose broke. Then believe I said something along the lines of “HOLY FUCKING WHORE SHIT!! CUMGUZZLINGWHOREASSES!! FUCKFUCK BITCH FUCK DAMMIT GODDAMMIT. Fuck.” Then somebody told me to stop swearing so I told them to get AIDS, herpes and syphilis from a toilet seat. Then my sister started screaming. It’s ok though. I’m more disappointed I missed out on creating a bad-ass April Fools Day story to tell kids.
Whores
Being a whore is sorta like math. If you’re a whore, (-) dating another whore (-) you get twice the negative whore-itude. If you’re not a whore (+) and dating not a whore, nobody’s a whore and nobody is grossed out. If a non-whore (+) dates a whore (-) whoever represents their respective faction more determines the whoriness of the situation.
